"DON'T STOP LICKING NOW!" The threat of dumping it all over my bed looms near.
Orion starts licking and pink berry juice is flying all over his just-bathed-brighter-than-white fur.
I start laughing.
I start laughing so hard I start coughing.
I'm too sore and tired though to move (post karate class) so I'm coughing, Orion's trying to eat my face and berry juice is everywhere.