juice

"Here it comes!" I'm tilting the berry smoothie container that's empty so that the last dribble is sliding down the side.

"DON'T STOP LICKING NOW!" The threat of dumping it all over my bed looms near. 

Orion starts licking and pink berry juice is flying all over his just-bathed-brighter-than-white fur.

I start laughing.

I start laughing so hard I start coughing.

I'm too sore and tired though to move (post karate class) so I'm coughing, Orion's trying to eat my face and berry juice is everywhere.

Total win.