Nope. Too slow.

I climb into the shower.
"I'll be just a moment Orion," I say tossing the peanut butter filled kong out the shower so that maybe he'll be entertained and move on to the shaving cream.
I figure I'm good for at least five minutes as he has the kong, but as I lather up my legs a little black nose pops me in the back.
"Orion. You have peanut butter." I pull the curtain tight.
Yellow head pops in in front of me. I put some shaving cream on my toes to distract him and sprint through the leg shave only to have him all the way in the shower before I can even start the second one.
You win some.
You lose some.