"Orion, there are many other ways you can express your affection for me besides biting," I say as he crawls on my lap and starts chewing my arm.
Promptly, he pauses.
Then begins humping my arm.
Sigh.
Well at least this doesn't hurt and won't kill or maim children.
Okay, this made me LOL right here in the office. I can just picture this scene. Too funny!
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